Expecting! Ok - is it gross to even THINK about Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick having sex or is it just me? She is just so ... so.. BONY! How the hell did she even conceive?

Hmmm - new names for PlayDoh.. Poop-Doh Play-Poop Play(makesyourshitturnblue)Doh Think I should try to pitch these names?

Note to all: When blue Play-Doh is ingested, it tends to come back OUT the same color. Ick.

AND - I just spent $77.00 on Partylite candles. Why are they SO addicting??

I just spent 87 minutes (62 of them on HOLD) on the phone with NJ Unemployment. I do qualify for the extended benefits.

Good morning! I feel like I have neglected my blog.. but I have good reasons why! LOL! Mom came down yesterday morning with her car full of stuff, including Nana's jewelry box. My grandparents wedding anniversary is tomorrow. God - April sucks. Moira goes back to school today - thank you sweet Jesus! She is being a booger this morning... dragging her feet and moaning "My stomach hurts" and "I don't want to go to school". Too bad! BUH bye. It looks like I will be driving her to school this morning since I got up about 15 minutes late. Crap. Well - actually - that's not such a bad thing. I have a ton of errands to do so Olivia will be eating her breakfast a la carte this morning. Moira starts soccer this week and it runs until mid-June. I have to buy her cleats since she out grew hers from the fall. Well- I have to wake up the baby beastie and get her ready. I will catch up later. TA!